ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
since when is joe biden a teen popstar?
since forever
(via charlie--sheen)
(Source: faunasworld, via charlie--sheen)
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
(Source: harryjasperkennedy, via orgasmic-humor)
Oh.
My.
God.
LOOK
AT THESE
PRECIOUS
LITTLE
BALLS OF
CUTE
PERFECTION
JUST LOOK
AT THEMAND THEY COME IN WHITE
(via orgasmic-humor)
people say teenagers are reckless and unable to make proper mature decisions so why does the majority of my future rely on the decisions i make when i am a teenager
your move society
(via orgasmic-humor)
